Superpower Autobiography

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Lets Begin with a Little Introduction…

Ah, superpowers! I could talk about it all day. My friends have tons of powers such as immortality; night vision, super-human strength, and one of them even have the power to turn anything into candy. But this time, I am going to talk about my superpowers. I consider myself to be a very lucky person, because I have 2 superpowers! One of them is telepathy, and the other is superhuman senses. My first power allows me to read the thoughts of anyone in a 10km radius, and I can mentally communicate with them. I mostly just listen to their thoughts though because whenever I try to talk to them through their minds, the feedback from every brain I get is “I’m going crazy”. It was fun when it’s all new to me since it makes people think they’re going mad, but now it’s not as interesting.

Superhuman senses have their ups and downs too. First of all, it gives me the ability to see, smell, taste, feel and hear better than a normal human; meaning my senses are way more sensitive than anyone else in the world. It comes in handy when I’m trying to catch the scent of a criminal, so the police don’t even need police dogs anymore. They can just come to me and I’ll be able to lead them the right way. The down side of this superpower reflects when I walk around, and suddenly this horrible smell comes out of nowhere, my super smell senses makes me extremely sensitive to that and makes me want to choke! Sometimes I kind of wish I only had telepathy powers; things would’ve been much easier and smelled much better.

How I Got My Powers

My awesome powers originated in the 1950s (no, I’m joking). I actually don’t know how I got these powers, but I do remember the days I obtained them as if it were only yesterday. *Flashback* Nine years ago, my mom and I went to a gigantic mall for shopping, and I was only about five years old that time. I was at the toy section and my mom close to me looking for clothes. She wanted to go somewhere but I insisted on staying and buying some toys. In the end, we left the store and went into a grocery store, but I snuck away and went back to the mall to find my toys. This was the biggest mall I’ve ever been in ever since I was born, so obviously, I was lost in less than five seconds. I panicked instantly and started running around yelling for my mom. I wanted to ask people if they’d seen her, but they all seemed so tall and scary. I was concentrating so hard on finding my mom that I didn’t realize when quiet voices started echoing in my mind. Right at that moment, I heard a voice that sounded like an old lady: “I have to buy some pickles today”. I spun around and saw the lady sitting on a bench not for from me, but she didn’t actually say anything. I was really freaked out about the voices in my mind, but then I heard a new voice. It sounded exactly like my mom! So I followed that voice and tracked down my mom. I found that day to be very productive, even though I had lost my mother.

My other power magically appeared when I woke up on my 12th birthday. It was like a birthday present, because I had wished for “something extraordinary”. I was very surprised with my new ability but since I already knew about superpowers from my previous experiences, I was extremely happy with it.

For Good or Evil

I mostly use my powers to stop evil, but occasionally I get bored and like to play around with people’s minds. Don’t worry; it’s nothing major; I just do it as a practical joke. The RCMP finds me to be a great help and calls me on a regular basis. I really enjoy my work and consider myself to be a lucky person. My arch nemesis is whoever is doing evil, but there’s no one in specific (I don’t hold grudges). So is you’re being chased by murderers, trapped with a villain, or robbed by a criminal then hurry up and give me a call!!!

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